Jeez I started a blog ...

Now I face the choice: set it aside, another false start; or keep with it, in which case, as I am a pains-taking, retentive, hence, s-l-o-w writer, I might as well just drink rub alcohol now, because there would go the rest of my life.

But I had to claim the precious punning title. Some other joker already has "Marshmallow Pepys".

Maybe I'll come up with a better title. "Modern Cretan", perhaps. I bet "STFU, Moron" is taken.